第28回『父さん・・・酸素欠乏症にかかって!(アムロ・レイ)』は日常生活でどう使う? 赤いブロガーが、親の顔を思い浮かべながら解説。

ガンダム名台詞講座
「正気か・・・?」

私は帰って来たぁぁ(核爆)しつこいですが、お約束と言うことでm(_ _)m 
と言うわけで、キャンプから帰って来ました! 今日から更新を復活しますので、よろしくお願いします!

プレミアムバンダイ

オリジナルの使われ方を確認

今回は、機動戦士ガンダムからアムロのセリフです。
中立コロニーのサイド6に来たアムロは、父親であるテム・レイと再会します。
しかし、酸素欠乏症にかかり脳を損傷したテム・レイは、妙なことばかりを言うのでした。

テム「こいつをガンダムの記録回路に取り付けろ。

   ジオンのモビルスーツの回路を参考に開発した。」

アムロ「こんな古い物を・・・

    父さん・・・酸素欠乏症にかかって!」

テム「すごいぞ! ガンダムの戦闘力は数倍に跳ね上がる!」

機動戦士ガンダムより

このセリフの使い方(初級編)

このセリフは、天然でボケた人を哀れむ時に使いましょう。

例えば、極度の勘違い野郎に・・・
「髪を短くしてみたんだけどさー、妻夫木君に激似やない?」
「斎藤・・・酸素欠乏症にかかって!」

例えば、生まれながらの天然キャラに・・・
「私さー、ずっとニコラス・ケイジってニコラス刑事だと思ってた!」
「川瀬・・・酸素欠乏症にかかって!」

他にも、普通にボケに対するツッコミとして使ってもいいですね。なかなか便利なセリフなので、上手に使いこなしてください。

直撃的 使い方(上級編)

と言うわけで、最後は自分(及び身内)を切り売りする「直撃」的使い方!
盆に帰省した時の話です。

父 「新しいパソコン買ったんだけど、
   DディーブイDデーがついているんだよ、DディーブイDデーが!」

俺 「・・・・・・( ゜д゜)ポカーン」

別にDをデーと読むなとは言いません。DVDをデー・ブイ・デーと読むなとは言いません。

だが、ディー・ブイ・デーはナンセンスだ!!

父さん・・・酸素欠乏症にかかって゚・゚・(ノД`)

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