機動新世紀ガンダムX’mas vol.2

ガンダムと俺

今回はクリスマス特別企画第二段!
なっちサンタ(←サンタと大佐をかけてます)から、よい子の皆に下ネタのプレゼントです!

クリスマスイブ、クリスマスと、勝負だった方もいると思います。
そこで今日は、「ガンダムのセリフを使った女の子の落とし方」を紹介してみたいと思います。
俺は、ナンパしたりだの女の子を口説き落としたりだのはあまり経験がありませんが、要するにあれでしょ?
自分のが、いかに凄いかをアピールすればいいんでしょ?
と言うわけで・・・見てください!!

プレミアムバンダイ

直撃的 女の子の落とし方

おしゃれなバーにて・・・
「そろそろ終電の時間かぁ。私、帰らなきゃ!」
「今夜は朝まで君といたいな。」
「え!? 一体、何を言ってるのよ!?」

ここで凄さをアピール! 耳元で囁いてやりましょう。

「・・・私の愛馬は強暴です。」
「・・・!?」

さらに畳み掛けるように囁きます。

「・・・銃身が焼きつくまで突き続けてやるよ。」
「・・・(*´Д`)」

これで、お持ち帰り間違いなしですね!!
と言うわけで2ndステージ、ホテルにて・・・

「ごめん、やっぱり帰りたい。」
「ここまで来て、何言ってんだよ」
「私、怖い・・・」
「やってみてから言うんだよ!」

ごそごそごそ・・・

「キャー、やめて!」
「抵抗すると無駄死にをするだけだって、何で分からないんだ!!」

ごそごそごそ・・・

「コアチェンジ、ドッキングゴー!!」

ごそごそごそ・・・

「痛い! もっと優しくして・・・」
「しっかりしろ、君は強い女の子じゃないか!」

ごそごそごそ・・・

「動け、フラウ!
 そ、そうだ、フラウ・ボゥ。い、いいぞ・・・」

・・・・・・・・
・・・・・・・・
・・・・・・・・

事が終わった後に・・・

「ねぇ、私のこと愛してる?」
「私がお前のことを愛しているかだって?
 馬鹿な! 愛など粘膜が作り出す幻想に過ぎん! ・・・幻想に過ぎん! ・・・幻想に過ぎん!・・・

どうだったでしょうか?
これを使えば、どんな子でも100%落とせますね!
皆さん、機会があったら是非使ってみてください!!

・・・愚かな僕を撃て_| ̄|○

HGAW 1/144 GX-9901-DX ガンダムダブルエックス

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